Opening Scene:
Setting: A small sports field on Qo’noS. Abbott (Klingon) is trying to explain the team lineup to Costello (Dothraki), who is thoroughly confused.
Abbott (Klingon):
vaj chaq vIyaj. wa'DIchDaq 'Iv.
(Okay, let me explain. Who is on first.)
Costello (Dothraki):
Hash Finis athdrivar vekhikh?
(Who rides first?)
Abbott:
HIja’, 'Iv wa'DIchDaq 'oHtaH.
(Yes, Who is on first.)
Costello:
Finis vora vekhikh?
(Who runs first?)
Abbott:
HIja'! 'Iv.
(Yes! Who.)
Costello:
Vos finis! Fini vora vekhikh!
(Not Who! What runs first!)
Abbott (angrily):
Qo'! nuq paghDIchDaq 'oHtaH!
(No! What is on second!)
Costello:
Hash Fini vekhikh?
(What runs second?)
Abbott:
HIja'! nuq 'oH paghDIchDaq!
(Yes! What is on second!)
Costello (frustrated):
Vos fini! Finis! Hash Finis vekhikh?
(Not What! Who! Who runs second?)
Abbott (shouting):
Qo'! 'Iv wa'DIchDaq 'oHtaH! nuq paghDIchDaq 'oHtaH! jISovbe' wejDIchDaq!
(No! Who is on first! What is on second! I don’t know is on third!)
Transition to Third Base
Costello (panicking):
Vos anhaan vekhikh? Vos finis vekhikh vekhikh vekhikh!
(I don’t know runs?! Not Who runs, runs, runs!)
Abbott (calmly, with a hint of menace):
jISovbe' wejDIchDaq 'oHtaH.
(I don’t know is on third.)
Costello (shouting in Dothraki):
Vos anhaan vekhikh vekhikh vekhikh! Vos finis! Fini!
(I don’t know runs, runs, runs! Not Who! What!)
Abbott (final explosion):
jaghpu’wI’ HoS law' wejDIchDaq HoS puS!!!
(My enemies have more strength than your brain on third!!!)
Ending Scene:
The audience is left with Abbott (Klingon) aggressively gesturing with his bat'leth, and Costello (Dothraki) riding away on horseback, shouting insults in Dothraki. The universal confusion about Who, What, and I don’t know remains unsolved.